Drunk driving rampage

23 June 2004 @ late afternoon | Comments (0)

After viewing the gallery of destruction left behind by some drunk one-armed Texan asshole dog-killer, I’m left speechless. This sort of shit is so commonplace in Pacific Beach it’s practically a ritual. I personally witnessed two similar incidents during only four years of living in Pacific Beach.

I once had to drag an alcohol-soaked driver out of his crumpled car after he apparently decided to take our residential corner at 60mph, completely dismantling a Suburban with his Mustang. He attempted to drive away in reverse, squeezing the last bit of life from his wreck.

Drunk asshole.

[ UPDATE ]

As a tribute to One-Armed Drunk Dog-Killing Texan P.B. Asshole, try not to fall over while stumbling home drunk in this Flash game Die Wagenschenke.

Someone seriously needs to rip this game and replace the graphic of the stumbling drunk with a one-armed George W. Bush in an SUV, with Spot in the passenger seat.