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02 September 2004 @ early evening | Comments (0)

After listening to RNC-NYC spew for the past few hours, I am surprised at how physically bothered I am by current Republican rhetoric. I’m convinced that everyone who chants “four more years” must be suffering from some severe mental disease. What is wrong with you people?

So right about now I’m feeling quite sick. I’m not sure if my stomach will actually keep it’s word and throw up or if it will flip-flop on its current stance. I’ll let you know if I muster up any puke for Bush, but for now I’ve compiled a list to help with post-RNC digestive problems:

Treatments for Nausea

• rest
• short-term avoidance of solid food
• saltine crackers
• small amounts of clear, non-acidic liquids
  • electrolytes
  • water
  • ginger ale
  • fruit juices
  • sports drinks
• herbal infusions
  • ginger
  • peppermint
  • goldenseal
  • cajueiro
  • guava
  • chamomile
  • cloves
• shutting off the television