Deck the malls
24 December 2004 @ lunch time | Comments (1)

Buy our crap
Buy our crap
Buy our crap right now!
If you don’t
We’ll skin your cat
And Fluffy will cry MEOW
Ohhhh…
Buy our crap
Buy our crap
Buy our crap right now!
I swear if I see one more TV commercial that has abnormally sexy faux-teenagers wearing sweaters and singing Christmas carols with hacked lyrics about buying clothes or an SUV or a Coke, I think I might just rip my eyes out.
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