The Legions of N'or

02 April 2005 @ late at night | Comments (2)

It is a fact that if I ingest enough alcohol—most likely Guinness—at some point I will: a) start talking about all things related to poop, b) lose control of the VOLUME of my VOICE, c) invent a rock band – complete with signature dance and theme song, c) insist on telling you How Stuff Works (whether or not you care), or d) all of the above.

Last night was one of those all-of-the-above nights. And someday, if you are so lucky, you will witness the painfully brilliant collage of musical pyro-mayhem that will be…

The Legions of N’or
(spoken with a deep oracle-esque voice and trailing echo)

And yes, I do realize this is a horrible idea.